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Thursday, May 1, 2014

Press Conference Drinking Game

Next time you're watching a politician or spokesclown dodge questions about a crime or coverup, drink every time you hear the phrase "THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS..."

It's usually framed like this:
Reporter: "is it true that that you made half a mountain in Nevada disappear just so you could see if there was gold in it?"
Spokesclown "The fact of the matter is that there are millions of children who don't have access to healthcare or education. Next question."

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